What it Takes to Get A Hearing

Ahh--and now Ms. Jackson's right breast goes to Capitol Hill. Life is not only sillier than we think it is, but sillier than we can possibly imagine. The FCC, the moguls of big media, and some of the most senatorial hairpieces in Washington have all gone up in flames on national TV--over this "wardrobe malfunction." Meanwhile the movers and shakers at Comcast-- feeling ignored I suppose--have tried to acquire Disney (sort of like China offering to buy Russia) for $56 billion. If I were a Disney character, my derby hat would flip, my eyes would bug out past my nose and then snap back, and I would spit out the stub of my cigar and yell ah-OOOOOOO-gah!